June 19, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

I’m certainly not going to be buying these, because my feeling is that if the bird flu or nuclear holocaust or another Bush president hits this country, I’m going to have problems a lot bigger than whether or not my lasagna is self-heating.

But if I were the sort of person to buy such a thing? I’d do it now, because all of the varieties of preservative-free, shelf-stable, self-heating, multiple-hyphened foods are 32% off with free shipping. And at the end of the world, there’s only two things you really need: Self-heating dinner and the knowledge that you saved some money.

5 Responses to “Stock your bomb shelter”

1. 1 Gina Says:
   June 19th, 2006 at 10:22 pm

   Oh was the Bush slam really necessary? Some conservatives love your site too.

2. 2 Karen Rani Says:
   June 19th, 2006 at 10:37 pm

   I’m glad I’m Canadian.

   Oh those dinners look NASTY. I don’t even use a microwave though. I’m so old-school in the kitchen.

3. 3 Patricia Says:
   June 19th, 2006 at 11:17 pm

   Um, dear Mir. Do you think you might want to put these in your cupboard in case you don’t get the water out of the basement???

4. 4 Karen Rani Says:
   June 20th, 2006 at 8:17 am

   Patricia has a point. “You really need to get the water out of your basement.”

5. 5 jana Says:
   June 23rd, 2006 at 2:22 pm

   those are just wrong, wrong, wrong.