August 17, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!

Kim—who can always be counted upon to send me something of dubious taste, if there’s anything lewd to be seen—sent along this big list of birthday freebies for me, because today is my birthday.

I don’t know that I’ll try to cash in on the “free lap dance” (Kim, seriously… I’m worried about you, hon), but there is a Coldstone Creamery down the street a piece. (And, sadly, I’ll take free ice cream over a stranger’s gyrations any day.)

Thanks, Kim!

9 Responses to “Birthday freebies”

1. 1 Chris Says:
   August 17th, 2006 at 2:53 pm

   Oh, Mir, how can you be so pretty?

   Why can’t you choose Coldstone Creamy AND the lap dance? At the same time? It’s your birthday, darn it!

2. 2 angie Says:
   August 17th, 2006 at 2:58 pm

   Happy Birthday, Pretty Girl!

   And thanks for the tips!

3. 3 jes Says:
   August 17th, 2006 at 4:19 pm

   Mir, you’re so pretty. And lovely. And young. And pretty. Happy Birthday!

4. 4 Elizabeth S. Says:
   August 17th, 2006 at 5:12 pm

   Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! Happy Birthday!

5. 5 MMM Says:
   August 17th, 2006 at 5:57 pm

   YAY! Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuu!

6. 6 Adria Says:
   August 17th, 2006 at 6:12 pm

   Happy Birthday!
   Love your site!

7. 7 Denise Says:
   August 17th, 2006 at 7:31 pm

   Honey, take the lap dance. Geez. It will help the fever, I promise!

   Happy Birthday!

8. 8 biz Says:
   August 17th, 2006 at 7:38 pm

   Happiest Birthday!
   My son got a certificate for the creamery, paid extra for the huge ass waffle cone though. BUT the singing is enough to drive me up the wall.

   Thank you for this site, I love it, being a freebie queen

9. 9 MamaChristy Says:
   August 17th, 2006 at 8:37 pm

   Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! Long live our pretty queen of all things cheap and free!