November 30, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

Otto doesn’t vibrate, but then again, he doesn’t require AA batteries, either.

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1. 1 dcfullest says:
   

   seriously, this is the weirdest thing you have ever posted– including the poop soap.

   :)

   November 30th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
2. 2 Lynn says:
   

   I was at Spilsbury.com yesterday and found a girlfriend version. No vibrating, though…

   http://www.spilsbury.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=30001&storeId=10001&productId=21042&langId=-1&parent_category_rn=11111&categoryId=11111&ref=spilsbury&itemNo=1&totalNo=1

   November 30th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
3. 3 Melanie Marie says:
   

   Is it just me or does it look like that lady has 2 left forearms sprouting from her elbow? One in front of the pillow and one behind? Very strange.

   November 30th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
4. 4 Andrea says:
   

   I have to disagree with dcfullest: The poop soap was completely over the top. It was disgusting, where I may have actually purchased this for my best friend if the shipping wasn’t nearly the same as the sale price. Hilarious!

   November 30th, 2006 at 6:39 pm
5. 5 jeana says:
   

   After that description I was almost afraid to click on the link.

   November 30th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
6. 6 Karen Rani says:
   

   That belongs with Izzymom’s WTF Wednesdays! I saw it on a message board once and someone was arguing on how important something like this would be to people who’s husbands/wives were away alot…to feel SAFE.
   Yeah cuz if someone breaks into my house, the first thing I would reach for is a buzzing half-torso. Message boards have some strange ducks on them.

   November 30th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
7. 7 Daisy says:
   

   But Otto is much more than a “boyfriend”, too, isn’t he?

   November 30th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
8. 8 Nancy says:
   

   But does it snore? It needs to snore, to be considered a reasonable facsimile of a boyfriend.

   December 1st, 2006 at 10:35 am