April 1, 2008 | Hot Hot Hot!
If you’re a cubicle-dweller, surely you already know all about Despair.com, your one-stop shop for motivational items that sport sayings such as “There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
Well, today is their big sale—no joke! But you need the login information to access the site, today. Just use userid april and password fools to partake in the savings, and stock up on gifts for all of those special folks with whom you work, or to help yourself or a friend get through the days with those folks. Heh.
Posted by Mir @ 6:24 am


























April 1st, 2008 at 8:23 am
it’s asking for a user name and password - anyone else having this problem?
April 1st, 2008 at 10:16 am
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April 1st, 2008 at 10:18 am
Ok, weird, that was supposed to say “I (love) my Pessimist’s Mug!”
April 1st, 2008 at 10:32 am
I get a Demotivators calendar every year - I love them!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:24 am
I’m having the same problem Kristen is having.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:35 am
Excellent! I think I’m going to get one of the spring edition calendars.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:40 am
I love my despair wear T-shirts. There’s nothing like the feeling you get when everyone around you stares at you like you are crazy. And that’s before they see my T-shirt! Today I got my hubs the ‘Warning: Contents Under Pressure’ shirt, which has two meanings. One because he has such a stressful job, and two, well, you can guess on that one. Recently I got the ‘He Loves Me…” shirt. Talk about scaring the children.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:49 am
There’s supposed to be a login screen. As it says in Mir’s post, here, you log in with userid: april and password: fools to get to the sale.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:08 pm
If you spend over $25, you get a free ‘greatest hits’ notecard set valued at $34.95. Spend over $35, and you get a free mug (I’m not sure which one, but they are mostly valued at $9.99). Spend over $55 and you get six free 11 X 14 prints. It says all this on the home page when you log in. In the email I got they say that if they make over 3,500 sales, every order will get 24 free notecards, a value of $24.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Okay I’m a dork. Sorry.