Save the whales! Protect the spotted owl! Get bigger savings!
What? Everyone has their own pet causes, you know.
Here’s some good news: Right now you can shop the spring sale at National Geographic and save up to 70%, plus you can tell yourself that it’s all educational and conservationist and stuff.
(My powers of rationalization are legendary, by the way.)
Wow.
Great deals!
Thanks!
Hmmm… my solid dependable Timex just gave up the ghost. That water watch looks might good. Must rationalize purchase…must rationalize purchase…