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Oh, Office Depot! You are so delightfully wacky, with your various deals and offers. Why, I can get a deal on a new chair or take 50% off bankers boxes or buy three cases of paper and get one free. All of which sounds pretty good, I have to admit.

And then, on top of that, I can use a coupon: 77242882 for 10% off or 17302226 for $20 off $100 (both of these exclude technology), or I can go through this link for $30 off $150+. Those are also great.

But I have to say, the pièce de résistance is definitely how I can use coupon code 58226915 to receive a $15 off a Butterball Turkey coupon with my $100+ order. That’s… pretty special, right there. Because everyone knows that office supplies and mashed potatoes go great together. Yes.

So, with the last post having all of those gratuitous Ps in it, I probably should’ve done this O-themed post beforehand. Alphabetical, you know. Apparently I’m not smarter than a 5th grader. Or even a kindergartener. Shhhhh, don’t tell.

Anyway, it’s currently O-Day at Overstock.com, which means that if you go through that link you’ll automatically get 7.5% off of everything except media, and that’s so exciting that have to call it O-Day, even though it last for most of a week. (I don’t make the rules, okay? I just report on ‘em.) O-Day goes through October 27th, 2008, so, um, I hope you have lots of extra Os. Or something.

Having a princess party? Having a princess sleepover party? Do I have something for you!

Check out this Princess Pillowcase Coloring Party Pack, everything you need for eight princess-loving girls to color their own princess pillowcases! It’s a simple craft and a perfect party favor. And at $15 shipped, it’s a lot cheaper (and easier, and keepsake-i-er, if that was a word) than a goody bag filled with plastic junk.

It’s perfect for pretty princess parties, people. Promise!

Well, I don’t actually know if it’s Woot’s birthday or not, but they are having a Woot-Off today.

For those of you unfamiliar with the Woot-Off, it’s when a new item is offered every fifteen minutes or so. I suggest you don’t click over for a look unless your schedule for the day is pretty clear—you may snap up a fabulous deal or two, but it can be addictive, watching for the next bargain.

This is a particularly good place to shop for that relative that you never know what to get. Trust me, something weird and wonderful will present itself today over at Woot.

Still scrambling for a costume? eToys has free shipping & 30% off selected Halloween goodies through October 23rd, 2008 (that’s tomorrow), and there’s still time to ship ‘em without paying extra for rushing.

In unrelated news, if anyone who’s really good at sewing and cashing the checks my mouthiness wrote about “making a costume,” please come on over. Soon. Thanks!