You kids today, you don’t even know what’s awesome. You’ve had Blu-ray this and digital that since you were in your cribs. It’s made you soft. Back in my day, we had to go to the theater to see Back to the Future with its terrible special effects and we liked it.
Then there was Jurassic Park, which frankly was the scariest thing we’d ever seen, but that was because back then you couldn’t spend all day on YouTube watching people have Botflies pulled out of their heads. Regardless. We knew when stuff was good, mostly because the choices were limited, sure, but also because some things are just awesome.
Today at Amazon, you can pretend to be a geezer like me when you order either the Back to the Future 25th Anniversary Blu-ray Trilogy or the Jurassic Park Ultimate Trilogy Blu-ray for just $23.99 apiece. Either way, you’ll be relieving the glory days of when men were men, dinosaurs were scary stuff, and saying “Hello, McFly!” was the harshest insult you could hurl at someone.
I’m not saying you need either of these, I’m just saying your kids may benefit from kickin’ it old school. That’s all.