Take a break from spoiling your children and maybe replace some of your ratty underwear. (Oh, now, don’t go getting all offended. What do you think I’m doing right now?) Today at Maidenform it’s all on sale, and every order ships for free. Panties are being discounted an additional 50% in your cart, plus everything else is at least 30% off (and there’s still a $15 bra sale going on).

On the other hand, if you think traumatizing your kids is funny, hey! Stocking stuffers!!