(Please note: I am not, in fact, Batman. My son randomly started saying this to us any time he wanted to get a laugh. It’s become the family catchphrase. Try it! It’s impossible to stay mad at someone who just told you that they’re Batman.)
So anyway, probably you’re not Batman, either, but you can get 5 Blu-ray discs of Dark Knight goodness right now at Amazon for an all-time-lowest price of just $27.96. That’s Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and The Dark Knight Rises, plus special features.
Bonus points if you shriek, “I’M BATMAN!” at any point during viewing, after you buy ’em.