I know, it sounds dirty, but really it’s not. Especially when you consider that The Spanx Store carries the items we consider to be “Spanx”—bulge-containing underthings, mostly—but they also make clothing, swimsuits, even socks! Spanx should totally change their tagline to “More than just stuff to hide your fat.”
Anyway. Where was I? Oh, right! Today (Friday, January 18th) only, use coupon code SPANXEMP2013 at Spanx to take 20% off your order. Plus you can also use code FREESHIPPING13 for free shipping. True, this doesn’t exactly make the items cheap, but as Spanx very rarely goes on sale, maybe this is your chance to snag that one item you’ve been eyeing.
Not that you need it, of course. You look fantastic.