What’s better than a weekend? A 3-day weekend! What’s a bummer on a Tuesday? When it’s really sort of Monday! But don’t worry, the cure awaits you. I’ll give you a hint: it rhymes with Coot Cough.

That’s right—they’re Wooting Off over at Woot, Kids.Woot, Home.Woot, Sport.Woot, and Wine.Woot (motto: Only Sometimes Actually Wine, Mostly Other Stuff) all day long. The deals will rotate all day, and if you don’t have anything else to do (haaaaaaa!) you can keep an eye out and score big.

Don’t forget that a single purchase with your $5 shipping fee tacked on takes care of your shipping for any additional orders you may make today, too. I confess that since they instituted that little perk, my wooting-off-ness has increased quite a bit. Um. Yay?