It must be Friends & Family season, because right now you can use coupon code FAMILY at Reebok to take 30% off your order (and shipping is automatically free). Shop the sale items for the best deals, of course, but it should work on everything from workout clothes to fancy sneakers.

I’ll just be over here, curled up in the corner, now that I know you can actually spend $45 on Spiderman sneakers for an infant, if you’re so inclined. (Who buys those?? No, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.)