Wednesday is Kohlsday! Nearly every Wednesday, Kohls has a One Day Sale, because that word “one,” I do not think it means what Kohls thinks it means. This is amusing, of course. But hey, savings are savings, and Wednesdays are good days to save.

So! Shop the sale, today, if you like. Everyone gets free shipping on $75+, automatically, and everyone earns $10 Kohls Cash for every $50 spent. If you have a Kohls charge card, you can use coupon code JELLYBEAN for an additional 30% off, plus coupon code PERK4MVC for free shipping on any size order. No Kohls card? You can still use coupon code EASTER for 20% off your $100+ order.

I feel like I’ve completely gotten sucked into the Kohls vortex; I just spent the last of my Kohls Cash yesterday, and now here we are in another earning period. At some point they’re going to figure out they’re basically paying me to shop, right…? (I hope not.)