Ummmmm…

By Mir
December 12, 2014
Category Hot Hot Hot!

So apparently Tanga is offering free “stinky abominable snowman poo” today. Yes. With free shipping, even! So it’s completely free. The question is… is that price too high?

Well, I’m a sucker. I ordered it. But I’ll be honest; I’m a little scared.

16 Comments

  1. Well obviously, I had to order some. Or one. Hmmm.

  2. I ordered it too! This is going to be a hilarious gift at our gag gift party!!

  3. I’m not sure what it says about my character, but I’ve followed your trail of abominable snowman poo and ordered some for myself. I can’t believe I just requested a box of doodoo be sent to my house. Thaaaaaanks. 😛

  4. well, that sounded too interesting to pass up. I can’t WAIT for stinky poo in the mail!

  5. Never thought I would be excited about poo arriving at my house!

  6. I ordered it too, for some inexplicable reason!

  7. Don’t ask my why, but I just ordered it too. So much for my UPS/Postal Person liking me.

  8. The best part is that they will take free returns for 30 days.

  9. What the?? What is it??

    That is the best email harvester campaign I have ever seen. Someone in marketing is doing a jig. “I propose we set up this item of smelly poop, for free, with free shipping, to get people’s email addresses.” And 1000’s did it.

    I am so curious to see what the heck it is! If anything comes, even. I thought it was for something like reindeer poop or bunny poop. But it just.says.poop.

  10. I ordered Bulls**t from Cards Against Humanity. Haven’t received my order yet, so we shall see if I end up with a box full of cow patties. LOL

    • I couldn’t quite bring myself to bite on that one, given that it required actual money. But, uh, enjoy? 😉

  11. I saw that, but I assumed it was only a kit, possibly with Abominable bait and a large net, for retrieving your own poop.

  12. Totally just a harvesting campaign. I received a note from them when I asked about changing a shipping address:

    ——–
    Congratulations! You were brave enough to purchase Abominable Snowman Poop!

    For this you will be receiving a coupon today or tomorrow. This is just a fun way for us to send coupons to our wonderful customers!

    We’re so sorry, but if you can find the abominable snowman, please let us know. 🙂

    ——
    I think it’s kind of poorly done, actually. Don’t set the expectation that you’re going to send something, and then not follow through.

    • Hmph. Agreed.

  13. I just got this in email today:
    Unfortunately, due to high demand of the Yeti’s “yuckies,” we very quickly ran out of this crappy offer. As you know, Abominable Snowmen are hard to find, thus their droppings are in short supply.
    Instead, here’s a 10% off coupon that doesn’t stink!

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