If you prefer your apples flat

Remember back before you had kids, when you thought that if you raised them a certain way they’d be a certain way? And then how, after you had actual children, you realized your foolishness? Good times. I’m here to tell you that I have two children and one of them will happily eat any piece of fruit handed to him and the other one has all sorts of rules about what makes fruit acceptable and life is simply too short for that foolishness.

Except: Dried fruit always works, with her. I don’t know why. Maybe because that seems more like candy to my darling sugar-hound? Perhaps.

So I basically snap up Stretch Island Fruit Leathers for her whenever I see them on sale—because they’re just fruit, and fruit juice, and nothing else—and send them off to her dorm, and hope she doesn’t end up with scurvy or whatever. She’s about to get this 30-pack of apple strips because Amazon has marked it down to $5.78 (lowest price ever), plus when I order via Subscribe & Save and have 5+ subscriptions that price drops to just $4.91, or about $.16/strip.

Listen, I’d rather she take the bag of apples I offer every single time she’s home, for sure, but this is better than nothing. Or gummi bears. So.

3 Responses to “If you prefer your apples flat”

  1. 1
    Kristine March 6, 2017 at 9:39 am #

    Haha – I clicked over here looking for flat Apples of the electronic type 😀 Happy Monday to you!!

  2. 2
    Bec March 6, 2017 at 4:40 pm #

    They’re $12.14 + 1.99 shipping now ☚ī¸

  3. 3
    Lexi March 6, 2017 at 6:41 pm #

    I got it! Look on the side bar of choices!