. . . now’s the time to stock up at Macy’s, because they’re running a great Clinique special.
Purchase $21.50+ of Clinique products and you can use coupon code CLINIQUEG to receive a $50 Clinique gift! Plus, buy $55+ worth and you’ll get free shipping. (And let’s face it; $55 in Clinique products is like, I dunno, maybe a lipstick and some powder.)
And you’d best appreciate the stress I went through to bring you this offer, because my spell checker keeps insisting that Clinique is not a word, and it’s driving me nuts. So.