No one should be this lonely

Hey, we all have trouble sleeping, sometimes, right? And when you can’t sleep, you’ll try almost anything to catch some Zs. Warm milk! Chamomile tea! Soothing music! A nice hot bath! Maybe even… a quarter of a snuggle buddy? No. Please, no. Just the...

Santa probably shops at Amazon

I had someone write in recently (sorry, I haven’t woken up enough to even make my coffee, yet, so forgive me for not remembering who) to ask if there are ever any deals on Lego sets. And my answer was “Not really, but yes, of course.” That’s...

Insert your own joke right here

As much as I adore Eddie Bauer, I think that calling this latest sale the Semi-Annual Pant Event is just leaving themselves wide open for bad jokes. I’m just sayin’. Nevertheless, place any order with them that includes any pair of pants, and you can take...

It’s my Windex

You know how in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, the heroine’s dad uses Windex on everything? I use Aquafor on everything. Well, not everything, but lots of things. Chapped lips? Aquafor! Rash? Aquafor! Dry skin? Aquafor! Booboo? Aquafor! Life crisis? Rum! (What, you...

Special 5-hour savings at Kohls

Today between 11:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. Eastern, you can take an additional 15% off your Kohls purchase with coupon code SPECIAL15. I suspect you need a Kohls card to use it, but I’m not sure. Will test it out in a little bit. P.S. I’m having some issues...

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