Today (February 26th, 2009) is Customer Appreciation Day at Arby’s—they’re selling their regular roast beef sandwiches for $.99 each. Go ahead and find your closest Arby’s to take advantage of the deal, if you like.
Hopefully you don’t have a vegetarian in the house who will think nothing of asking how you would like being roasted. (Last night we had fish for dinner. My daughter insisted on putting her ear to the pan to “see if they go gurgle gurgle glub glub.” When they didn’t, she called me a murderer. Good times.)