Uh, not that you don’t smell good already. I’m sure you do. But do you smell good enough to eat? Wait, don’t answer that.

Here. Let’s start over. Hey! This weekend Perfumania is getting ready for Valentine’s Day with a big sale. Just use coupon code VSALE25 for 25% off almost everything, plus get 3 free samples with every order.

Spend $50+ and your order will ship for free, too, plus then you can stack $5 off $50+ code THANKYOU for even more savings.

I think they should call it a Smell-a-Thon. That’s catchy, right?