Hopefully your schedule is clear; it’s a Woot-Off today at Woot, Kids.Woot, Home.Woot, and Wine.Woot.

For the uninitiated, this means a new product every 15 minutes or so, or sooner if it sells out. The prices are low and the action is fast, and while I can neither confirm nor deny my lack of productivity on Woot-Off days, let’s just say that I’m not scheduling anything super-important today.