What parent doesn’t love the opportunity to say, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid” to their offspring? Or, in this case, I guess you could say “You’ll poke your eye out, kid,” instead. Today’s Daily Easter toy deal at Target is a double-sided Darth Maul Lightsaber for just $9.99 shipped (half price, free shipping).
Just think of all the damage that thing could do! Your kids will be in heaven… right up until the detached retinas and/or scratched corneas.
(Why no, no one else have ever mentioned that I’m sort of a curmudgeon, why do you ask?)