Eyes are overrated

By Mir
April 5, 2012

What parent doesn’t love the opportunity to say, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid” to their offspring? Or, in this case, I guess you could say “You’ll poke your eye out, kid,” instead. Today’s Daily Easter toy deal at Target is a double-sided Darth Maul Lightsaber for just $9.99 shipped (half price, free shipping).

Just think of all the damage that thing could do! Your kids will be in heaven… right up until the detached retinas and/or scratched corneas.

(Why no, no one else have ever mentioned that I’m sort of a curmudgeon, why do you ask?)


  1. Thank you, THANK YOU! Great deal, Target! I know it’s not one of the electronic ones, but what an impressive birthday gift this will make for so many of my kids’ friends!

  2. I’ve seen you in the presence of this lightsaber. It is terrifying in the hands of a five year old, isn’t it?

  3. Oh, man….my boys would get in SO MUCH trouble with these, but it would be a lot of fun before I have to take them away!!

  4. Chris, I was thankful just to lose my kneecaps and not my eyeballs, that’s for sure. 😉

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