Every so often the $12 Bra Sale comes back to Maidenform, and improperly supported bosoms everywhere rejoice. (Uh, not because they have improper support. But because they can get proper support, cheap. Obviously.)

Right now there’s 14 different choices marked down to just $12, and for the next few days, every order ships for free, automatically. It’s the perfect time to admit that really, any bra—no matter how loved—is at the end of its life if you’re holding it together with a safety pin. Not that I’ve ever done that. Ahem.