If you have small children and you’re not singing them all of your favorite ditties from Schoolhouse Rock, I don’t know if we can still be friends. Because I’m just a bill, yeah I’m only a bill….

Er, I mean, right now Amazon has the Special 30th Anniversary Edition Schoolhouse Rock DVD available for just $9.99. That’s nearly 5 hours of educational and earworm-y programming down at Conjunction Junction (what’s your fuuuunction?), so get on it.

(If this post makes no sense to you, please get off my lawn, whippersnapper.)