My apologies for not realizing that Amazon deal was only available to some. Hmph.

Here’s something everyone can get—today Tanga is running a “Back in My Day” t-shirt sale, including such gems as “In dog years I’m dead” and “Back in my day we had 9 planets.” It’s like they made this boutique just for me! Or maybe for you, too, if you feel similarly decrepit.

Prices start at just $6.50 plus $1.99 for shipping. Having a sense of humor about your age, however, is priceless.