… I remind myself that they can wipe their own butts. (Perspective!)
If you’re still in the magical cleaning-other-people’s-bottoms phase of parenting, you might want this deal on a 648-count case of Huggies wipes from Amazon; it’s priced at $11.97, then there’s a clippable $2 off coupon, and you can use Subscribe & Save to save even more and get free shipping. If you’re up to 5+ items for the month, your total will be $8.17 shipped, or around a penny a wipe.
That’s not as good of a deal as having children who don’t pee in their pants, but it’s pretty good.