December 21, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

Things that should come in spray cans: Paint, hairspray, WD-40, and roach killer.

Things that should never come in spray cans: Cheese, tans, miracle hair (dude, you’re bald… accept it and move on) and this stuff.

11 Responses to “Just say no”

1. 1 Elizabeth S. Says:
   December 21st, 2006 at 7:22 am

   Yeah - and add this one, too:

   http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005711616

2. 2 Julie Says:
   December 21st, 2006 at 7:51 am

   When I was doing chemo…I discovered a new love…cheese in a can! True, I was under the influence of deadly toxins raging through out my body… But it couldn’t be any worse than the chemo

3. 3 Rachel May Says:
   December 21st, 2006 at 8:09 am

   My husband and son both love “squeezy cheese”. I personally think it’s disgusting and can hardly stand to watch them eat it. Blech.

4. 4 Laura/PFG Says:
   December 21st, 2006 at 8:12 am

   i’ve actually wanted to try the spray-on hosiery…i spend a fortune on nylons because i get runs in them so easily.

5. 5 lastewie Says:
   December 21st, 2006 at 8:16 am

   OMG. I did not know that existed. Thanks?

6. 6 jeana Says:
   December 21st, 2006 at 9:07 am

   I wouldn’t think spray-on condoms a good idea either. Just sayin.

7. 7 Stephanie Says:
   December 21st, 2006 at 10:27 am

   their slogan could be, ‘no more crotch pocket.’ for the hose. not the condom. although I guess that could work, too.

8. 8 barbie2be Says:
   December 21st, 2006 at 12:49 pm

   um… i might be wrong but isn’t that basically spray on tan with a different lable?

9. 9 mom on a wire Says:
   December 21st, 2006 at 1:01 pm

   I wonder if they sell spray on fishnet stockings? Or would that just be silly string?

10. 10 Stephanie Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    mom on a wire,
    I think that call it black sharpie.

11. 11 tanyetta Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 8:43 pm

    Elizabeth S and Mir, you’re FUNNNNNNNNNNNY ladies. LOL loved the links. tooooooo funny!!!!!!!! and oh ewwwwww!