May 24, 2007 | Retail gone wrong
Listen, you know that I take my shoes very seriously, and so it is with utter earnestness that I feel the need to tell you that these shoes right here actually make the Baby Jesus cry. (The fact that they come in three different colors has rendered me completely speechless. I am just pointing and gesticulating now.)
Posted by Mir @ 9:00 am
May 24th, 2007 at 9:07 am
But at 45% off, they have to be bought! Kidding. Seriously. Kidding a lot.
May 24th, 2007 at 9:14 am
My sister-in-law would sooo wear those shoes. Yes, she is scary.
May 24th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Wow, the camo ones are particularly hideous. They’d make a great gag gift maybe. But only if you really disliked the person.
May 24th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Ohhh…I have to admit, I know a few people who would wear those shoes. I am pleased to report that I am not one of them.
May 24th, 2007 at 10:49 am
I must have misread it the first time, because I thought you LIKED these shoes. I opened it and said “Ew” aloud and really wondered about your taste Mir! LOL
May 24th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Those are scary, but Endless is an amazing shoe-etailer. They’re offering negative $5 OVERNIGHT shipping! I bought four pairs and they were here the very next day. Fantastic.
May 24th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Ew, those sure are fugly!
May 24th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Oh, I get it. Baby Jesus is crying in a bad way, not in a good way.
May 24th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Baby Jesus is crying. Wow. Just… Wow.
May 24th, 2007 at 11:41 am
I just threw up a little.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I think my eyes just fell out of my head. How horrible. ::shudders::
May 24th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
How could endless betray us like this? How could they permit themselves to be associated with such fuglocity!?
May 24th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
“I am just pointing and gesticulating now.” BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *wipes tear* Oh. My. I think I may have to use that one.
May 24th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I think those are Dorothy shoes on crack.
May 24th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Ew. I love shoes — but are these really shoes? They’re not sneakers. They’re not pumps. They’re — they’re scaring me, that’s what.
May 24th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I, like Melissa, took a double take at first thinking you liked them. I gotta quit trying to read blogs while holding a baby and settling fights between the 2 and 5 year olds. Oh wait! Then I’d never read blogs!!
May 24th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Daisy, we could call them “snumps”, but only because “peakers” sounds like some creepy guy looking in windows.
May 24th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Those are….the skankiest looking shoes I’ve ever seen.
Nasty. And not in a good way.
May 24th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Trés ickimeaux.
May 25th, 2007 at 7:07 am
I couldn’t resist. I emailed this to all my gals. Reading their rsponses and those here have been the highlight of the last 24 hours! I think I dropped a pound or two just from giggling!
May 25th, 2007 at 9:53 am
My eyes! Ya gotta wonder about the person that designed those. What were they smokin’? yuk…
May 25th, 2007 at 11:13 am
Those babies wouldn’t even tempt me if I found them at Goodwill for 50 cents!
May 25th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Actually if you put these with a pair of cute “hippy” type jeans and a summer top, it would be very cute.
May 25th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Good grief, who designed those shoes? A 14-year-old girl on meth? But, you better believe there are a lot of women out there that think these are fabulous! No accounting for taste.
May 25th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
I’m one of those weird people who think that jeans and heels do NOT mix - kind of like wearing sneakers with a dress - kind of mixing up the purpose. Jeans are for comfort (supposedly) and work… Heels are for going out….hmmm… but in this case mabye the jeans would cover these fugly shoes.