Behold: the Elmo Wiggle and Giggle Chair.
Now your kids can giggle and shake with their favorite furry red friend. The Elmo Giggle and Shake Chair vibrates and giggles when someone sits on it. It’s guaranteed to be a family favorite!
“No, honey, you can’t sit on Elmo right now. It’s my turn.”
There’s so many things wrong with this, I don’t even know where to start.