You know, when Kim sent this along to me, I tried to just ignore it. Lalalalala! I’m not looking! But then Susan sent it along and I realized, the masses need a stern warning. And the warning is this:
Regardless of the dark moment in which you might think that this item is “cute” or “clever,” buying it will destroy the very fabric of our nation.
I actually shuddered when I read in the description that the speakers are “moisture-free.” Hold me.