I know, I know—to each their own, and who am I to judge?
Well, I’m judging. I can’t help it. All I’m saying is, these coconuts are supposedly on clearance, and where I come from, $400 for a coconut is too much money no matter what it does. I mean, unless it mops the floors, does the dishes, brings you breakfast, and gives you a nice massage afterwards. That might be worth it. But I’m pretty sure that’s not what these do.