My my my my. So many of you value oral hygiene! It’s so heart-warming! And, um, tooth-brightening!

471 of you cast your names into the hat for the fancy new Oral-B Pulsonic, and sadly I only have one to give away. Maybe you could all share it!

(Ewwwwwwww.)

Anyway, the random number generator has spoken, er, generated, and it generated number 208, Aimee! Congratulations, Aimee, and please check your email!

Thanks to all who played, and a very special thanks to my pals at MS&L for donating the prize. And to Oral-B, too, for being so gosh-darned supersonic. Er, Pulsonic. Whatever.

Didn’t win this time? There’s always another contest just a day or two away, so don’t despair. More goodies will be headed out to lucky winners, and you never know when your number will hit the jackpot. (Yes, come to Want Not for the bargains, stay for the lottery—maybe that could be my new tag line.)