I can’t stop shaking my head. But maybe you either 1) often flail around in the dark like Mr. Magoo or 2) need a white elephant gift.
Today’s Daily Steals Steal of the Day is… slippers with built-in LED flashlights. So you can see in the dark. Possibly so that you can see how utterly sexy you look in your lighted slippers. In the dark.
The slippers are “free,” just pay $4.99 shipping. And let the hilarity ensue, one imagines.