I, um, would like a refund on this morning. Pretty sure I never received it. (Related: rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated. I wasn’t so much dead as just lost. Carry on!)

Anyway! I have two things for you. First, I have winners of this past weekend’s contest to win Nestle Toll House cookie dough coupons. The winners are Betty (commenter 40) and Amelia (commenter 7). Congratulations, ladies—please check your email!

Thanks to everyone who played, and thanks to Nestle and their helpers at Publicis for the coupons.

The other thing I have for you is my standard “Oh hey you better hurry up and enter this week’s contest” reminder. Because there’s just about half a day left to enter to win a boatload of Voskos Greek yogurt, and if you don’t enter, you can’t win. So go leave a comment on the contest post before it’s too late.

Comments left on this post will self-destruct in five seconds. Maybe. Probably not, actually, but I’ve always wanted to say that.