February 4, 2007 | Retail gone wrong
On this Superbowl Sunday, I think it only fitting that I draw your attention to this fine item. Sure, it’s too late to get one for the big game today, but with a bit of careful planning, you could be ready to go in time for the World Series.
Oh! Or, you could give it as a gift for Valentine’s Day. Because nothing says “I love you,” like booze you can strap to your body.
Posted by Mir @ 7:17 am
February 4th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Whew. After the pleasure extender comment I was relieved to find it’s only for drinking pleasure.
February 4th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Hon, I can’t recommend your site to my friends with those kinds of posts. Seriously, I can’t. I love your site but that’s just over the line for me, and I can’t keep it in my bookmarks either & remain honest with myself. Sorry.
February 4th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Mmmm . . . booze you can strap to your body (does it make your body cold, or does the booze warm to body temperature?) AND drink from a BLADDER. Doesn’t that sound appealing?!
Sign me up!
February 4th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Caya, you need a sense of humor. Lighten up a little bit. It’s FUNNY! and definitely retail gone wrong.
February 4th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Wow, someone didn’t click through the link to see what this was, huh? Come to Want Not for the bargains, stay for the not-actually-p0rn!
February 4th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
*snort*
February 4th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
“stay honest with myself” -? give me a break, HON!
February 4th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
ROFLMAO @ “Because nothing says “I love you,” like booze you can strap to your body”!!!!
February 5th, 2007 at 9:49 am
And here I was hoping it was for some sort of vibrator. Sorry. I just can’t read you anymore if you are going to tease like that.
February 5th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Mir, too many of the men around my part of the country actually look like this with no additional padding.
February 5th, 2007 at 10:33 am
yes, where would you put this if you already had a beer belly? do they make this in fanny pack?
February 5th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Hmm, and I was so close to getting one til I saw this:
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=200%2D004
” One Step Beerbelly Cleanser is specially formulated to clean your bladder, hose and nozzle without leaving any residual flavor.”
Urk!
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