It’s Wednesday, and that means you’re nearly halfway through the week, and also means that it’s the right time to shop at Kohls, because on Wednesdays they put the entire store on sale and we’re supposed to act surprised. Well, no; acting surprised is optional, but today is the day for the best sales.

Also, you can redeem your Kohls Cash from the last time you ordered. (Though you have to visit the actual store, to redeem that. Sorry.)

Also, today is the last day to use coupon code TWENTY4U with your Kohls charge card for an additional 20% off!

Also, today is the last day to get automatic free shipping on your $50+ order.

And lastly, today is the last time they’re having a giant sale like this! Okay, I made that one up. There will always be another Kohls sale. But that was funny, right?