Sadly, I have no need of anything featured in this sale, but perhaps you’d like to spice things up at home, or you have a girlfriend who’s about to get married, or you need a couple of funny gifts for a bachelor party. Enter the Playboy Store clearance sale!

(Hey, it’s not all smut. They have a nice Orange County Choppers hat, if your guy is into them. And an entire section of gadgets. Plus I’m sure we all know someone who needs the “I read the articles” pint glasses.)

There’s nothing too racy there, I promise. Just be careful of the models. Someone could put an eye out with one of those things. Just sayin’.