I have long been a fan of Chik-fil-A, ever since the first time I laid eyes on a cow wearing a sandwich board bearing the missive: EAT MOR CHIKIN.
That? Is brilliance.
So you know that I am thrilled to report (via the lovely Julie, who is so pretty) that tomorrow, July 14th, is the 2nd Annual Cow Appreciation Day at Chik-fil-A.
Get this: Dress like a cow—head to toe—and receive a free combo. (I think this is a reasonable retail practice for anyone, really. If you’re dressing like a cow, it just makes sense that people give you free stuff.) Don’t have full cow garb handy? That’s okay—wear any a “cow accessory” and receive a free entree. (Authenticity of “cow accessories” to be judged by individual stores’ managers. They recommend anything with cow spots in the FAQ.) (Yes, there’s a FAQ for Cow Appreciation Day.)