I would love to take the credit for this, but alas, I cannot. My new friend Kim (who apparently thinks the same way I do) was kind enough to point this out for my enjoyment.
So, uh, just in case your johnson needs levelling (or needs to be marked and mounted?), and you can, ummm, stop laughing long enough to appreciate that it’s a whopping 87% off, this is the deal for you.
[Edited 7/17 to add: I guess a lot of you need… levelling. This morning the price has been marked back up. Hmph!]