Don’t worry, honey. You’ll always have the Friday Sale at Amazon.
Maybe you want to check out this awesome Columbia tent (free shipping!), or this 12-inch Calphalon pan… or maybe you’d prefer the whole Anolon set (comes to $154.99 after coupon code CLEAROUT, which is an insane deal).
(I’ll take one of each, as long as I don’t have to pay for them. Ahem. But I actually have a date, for once, so I’ll leave the spending to y’all.)