Birthday freebies

By Mir
August 17, 2006
Category Hot Hot Hot!

Kim—who can always be counted upon to send me something of dubious taste, if there’s anything lewd to be seen—sent along this big list of birthday freebies for me, because today is my birthday.

I don’t know that I’ll try to cash in on the “free lap dance” (Kim, seriously… I’m worried about you, hon), but there is a Coldstone Creamery down the street a piece. (And, sadly, I’ll take free ice cream over a stranger’s gyrations any day.)

Thanks, Kim!


  1. Oh, Mir, how can you be so pretty?

    Why can’t you choose Coldstone Creamy AND the lap dance? At the same time? It’s your birthday, darn it!

  2. Happy Birthday, Pretty Girl!

    And thanks for the tips!

  3. Mir, you’re so pretty. And lovely. And young. And pretty. Happy Birthday!

  4. Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! Happy Birthday!

  5. YAY! Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuu!

  6. Happy Birthday!
    Love your site!

  7. Honey, take the lap dance. Geez. It will help the fever, I promise!

    Happy Birthday!

  8. Happiest Birthday!
    My son got a certificate for the creamery, paid extra for the huge ass waffle cone though. BUT the singing is enough to drive me up the wall.

    Thank you for this site, I love it, being a freebie queen

  9. Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! Long live our pretty queen of all things cheap and free!

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