Part of me is horrified, truly, but it is largely drowned out by the part of me that can’t stop laughing.
Grow Your Own Perfect Man Kit.
You can have it all!
The perfect man to give you the perfect life!
He’ll be rich, handsome, lavish you with diamonds
and jewels and let you spend, spend, spend.
Did you hear that? I think it was Gloria Steinem shrieking in anguish.
At least he’s on sale. 😉
All that for only $3? What a bargain! I might actually have to buy a few to keep in my gift closet!