Ask anyone who knows me; I break watches.
I will break them in a car, and I will break them from afar. I will break them standing still, I will break them while the kids are ill. I will break them in the house, I will break them while I grouse. You get the idea. It drives me insane to be without an accurate timepiece, and yet, I manage to break every watch I own.
Do not ask me how. It’s a gift.
Anyway, you might think the solution would be to buy a really high-end watch that won’t break, but you’d be wrong. I can break anything. Trust me. So my solution is to buy a succession of cheap watches so that I’m not too sad when they stop working.
That’s why I’m all over today’s Daily Deal at Graveyard Mall. $4.99 and free shipping? Yeah, baby.