There’s no reason for this, other than that it cracked me up.
Did you know that Tuesday, September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day? Well, it is! Avast, ye scurvy shoppers!
There’s still time to prepare. Might I suggest this shirt? There’s still time to get it before TLAPD. And it’s just the thing to wear while you’re swabbing the poop deck, matey. Aye.