Okay, apparently I’m living in an alternate dimension today (“Hi! Here’s an Entertainment Book deal which only I can see!”), but let’s try this deal, instead:

Get free shipping at Avon with coupon code CDFSW3. There are a number of good markdowns (check the “specials” subcategory after clicking on any master category), such as this 3-in-1 eyelash curler or this snowman recording ornament.

All of the Pore-Fection products are on a buy one, get one for a dollar special right now, too.

Now don’t go telling me this deal is one you can’t see, either, because if you do I’m going to develop a complex.