It vibrates “soothingly”

By Mir
November 30, 2006

Otto doesn’t vibrate, but then again, he doesn’t require AA batteries, either.

8 Comments

  1. seriously, this is the weirdest thing you have ever posted– including the poop soap.

    🙂

  2. Is it just me or does it look like that lady has 2 left forearms sprouting from her elbow? One in front of the pillow and one behind? Very strange.

  3. I have to disagree with dcfullest: The poop soap was completely over the top. It was disgusting, where I may have actually purchased this for my best friend if the shipping wasn’t nearly the same as the sale price. Hilarious!

  4. After that description I was almost afraid to click on the link.

  5. That belongs with Izzymom’s WTF Wednesdays! I saw it on a message board once and someone was arguing on how important something like this would be to people who’s husbands/wives were away alot…to feel SAFE.
    Yeah cuz if someone breaks into my house, the first thing I would reach for is a buzzing half-torso. Message boards have some strange ducks on them.

  6. But Otto is much more than a “boyfriend”, too, isn’t he?

  7. But does it snore? It needs to snore, to be considered a reasonable facsimile of a boyfriend.

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