It vibrates “soothingly”

By Mir
November 30, 2006

Otto doesn’t vibrate, but then again, he doesn’t require AA batteries, either.


  1. seriously, this is the weirdest thing you have ever posted– including the poop soap.


  2. Is it just me or does it look like that lady has 2 left forearms sprouting from her elbow? One in front of the pillow and one behind? Very strange.

  3. I have to disagree with dcfullest: The poop soap was completely over the top. It was disgusting, where I may have actually purchased this for my best friend if the shipping wasn’t nearly the same as the sale price. Hilarious!

  4. After that description I was almost afraid to click on the link.

  5. That belongs with Izzymom’s WTF Wednesdays! I saw it on a message board once and someone was arguing on how important something like this would be to people who’s husbands/wives were away alot…to feel SAFE.
    Yeah cuz if someone breaks into my house, the first thing I would reach for is a buzzing half-torso. Message boards have some strange ducks on them.

  6. But Otto is much more than a “boyfriend”, too, isn’t he?

  7. But does it snore? It needs to snore, to be considered a reasonable facsimile of a boyfriend.

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