It means I get to sleep in tomorrow! Woohoo!
Oh, wait. I guess it also means it’s time for the Amazon Friday Sale. Details.
Truth be told, it’s been a long week ’round here. I don’t much feel like shopping. (I know.) But nothing could cheer me up like another Prada travesty. (“Do you like my vinyl bag adorned with dead fish? I’m a fashion maven!”) Know what else makes me smile? A delicate man in a plastic box. Really, that’s a bargain at any price, wouldn’t you agree?
Haven’t you bought a Roomba yet? Use coupon code HOHOSAVE for an additional $25 off. Makes a wonderful gift for that special lazy person in your life. (You understand that I say this with love, being Queen of the Lazy People, myself.)
Soap on a roap? No! Soap in a wok! (From Canada. Obviously.)
24 Magic Erasers. I use these things all the time. Though I’d probably consider 24 of them to be more or less a lifetime supply.
Been wanting a CHI iron? Check out the Cadillac of hair straighteners. Nice price. Assuming that you still care about your hair after having been traumatized by the thought of Panda-filled candy bars, that is.
I guess I did feel like shopping, after all. Or browsing, at least. You know what I always say—go forth and shop, or at least go forth and mock.