You have until midnight tonight (December 4th) to take advantage of the 15% off your entire order at Smartbargains promotion for new customers. If you’ve shopped with them before, well, I guess it sucks to be you. Or maybe you have more than one email address, in which case I’m guessing you could probably figure it out (not that I’m recommending anything).

Anyway, if you need some sheets, or a Dyson, or, um, diamond earrings (such an assortment of goods!), you might want to check it out.