I never shop at Urban Outfitters, mostly because I’m not terribly urban and my idea of an outfit is, um, whatever happens to be clean.
However, I think I may actually need one of these. Do not ask me why. I just do.
All of their remaining Christmas stuff is 75% off (price adjusted once you add things to your cart), and now through January 7th you can take an additional 25% off of that with coupon code SECRETSALE07. At that price, I think everyone needs a devil sock monkey. Clearly.