And I will spare you the gruesome details of why, but let’s just say that I am not well this morning. Although I am better than I was last night. And also that I am planning to never eat again. Let’s just leave it at that.
But! Time marches on, and whether or not I’ve forgotten how to quietly digest food, the Amazon Friday Sale marches bravely onward, oblivious to my difficulty. That jerk.
I’ve always wanted one of these. I mean, sure, it says it’s only for bikes. But I’m pretty sure my 7-year-old would fit on there. (“Young man, go to the ceiling!”)
This is a nice little bike pump for a great price, suitable as a filler item while striving for free Super Saver Shipping. Also, your bike tires are going to get flat, faster, on the floor, while your kid dangles from the lift, so….
I’ve been trying to figure out if I’m too old to wear these shoes for months. I’ve been looking at them forever; maybe it’s time to buy them.
As a worrywart kind of mother, I would never in a million years buy something like this. But I have to admit it’s pretty cool.
Fortunately, food is so repulsive to me right now, I don’t even want cookies.
Did you miss it last time? The blue full-spectrum light is on sale again. Awesome price on a product that provides sanity for some of us in the winter….
There’s more (isn’t there always more?), you’ll have to go look for yourselves. I need to go lie down and pray for death.